Edible Novelties

Novelty :: Edibles

Penis Pasta
$6.99
Incredibly popular, this pasta is sure to make your next meal or party one to remember. Some pasta recipe included (250g / 8.8oz)

MacAweenie and Cheese
$6.99
Does your family love macaroni and cheese? Make them laugh with our "weenie" shaped pasta and cheese..."the only noodle with a hard-on!"

Candy Posing Pouch
$9.99
Love those candy necklaces you used to get as a kid? Try this updated adult version-the Candy Posing Pouch for him!!! One size fits most.

Candy G-String
$9.99
Love those candy necklaces you used to get as a kid? Try this adult version-the Candy G-String panty! The same colorful pastel candies, formed into a woman's G-string. One size fits most. A customer and staff favorite!!
[Add to Cart]

Candy Bra
$9.99
Love those candy necklaces you used to get as a kid? Try this updated adult version-the Candy Bra!!! The same colorful pastel candies, formed into a woman’s bra. One size fits most(made to accommodate larger sizing but simply eat or break off candy for the perfect fit).

Candy Nipple Tassels
$6.99
Surprise your lover with these “tasty and titillating” candy nipple tassels. Peel off the adhesive backing, stick them on and you are ready to go.

Candy Garter
$6.99
Tired of the same old lace garters? Have a sweet tooth? Try the candy garter! Made from the same stretchy elastic and sweet candy, as the candy necklaces you loved as a kid. Great for bachelorette parties, weddings or just a night out on the town.

Candy Cuffs
$6.99
Have fun “restraining” your lover with these colorful and tasty candy handcuffs.

Candy Willies
$4.99
These willie-shaped hard candies make a fun and delicious gift. Sure to add some fun to any candy bowl. Assorted flavors in each box. 6.17oz

Penis Gummies
$5.99
Soft, chewy penis-shaped gummies in 3 fruity flavors.

Gummy Boobs
$5.99
Soft, chewy boobie-shaped gummies in 3 fruity flavors.

X-Rated Candy
$3.99
have fun sharing this colorful, tart candy with x-rated sayings

Penis Candy Bouquet
$4.99
6 colorful penis-shaped candy lollipops, wrapped to look like a bouquet. Great for bachelorette parties, birthdays or for your next girl’s night out-unwrap your bouquet and you’ll have 6 penis lollipops to share.

Super Fun Penis Candy
$5.99
Colorful and fun penis-shaped candy that comes with 5 tart fruit flavors. Enjoy anytime or great for bachelorette parties (100 candy penises/bag)

Penis Candy Necklace
$2.99
Like the candy necklaces you wore as a kid, but with 51 penis-shaped candies on the stretchy cord, in fun fruit flavors. Great for bachelorette parties or going out on the town!

Pecker Candy Sprinkles
$4.99
These fun penis-shaped sprinkles can add a whole lot of fun to cupcakes, cake or ice cream.

Penis Sucker
Great for any occasion. Penis-shaped candy lollipops.

• Penis Sucker Cheeky Cherry $1.99

• Penis Sucker Sexy Strawberry $1.99

• Penis Sucker Wet Watermelon $1.99

DONA Kissable Body Paint
Create an erotic and delicious masterpiece on your lover’s body. Allow these delicious flavors to inspire your artistic passion, then kiss and lick away your sensual design. Includes paintbrush(2oz).

• Paint- Chocolate Mousse $9.99

• Paint- Strawberry Soufflé $9.99

• Paint- Vanilla Buttercream $9.99