Greeting Cards & Gift Bags

Santa and KY
$2.95
Inside: Glide through the holidays!

Somebody is going to pay for this indignity!
$2.50
Front: Somebody is going to pay for this indignity! There are going to be little brown presents under the tree tonight!.......... Inside: May your Christmas be full of surprises(but only the good kind)

Nice List Naughty List
$2.95
Inside: Hope you clean up this Christmas!

Stop feeding beans to the reindeer
$2.95
Front: Note to self: Stop feeding beans to the reindeer......... Inside: It’s beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Pick the middle one
$2.95
Front: Pick the middle one, pick the middle one........Inside: Have a blast this Christmas.

Alright, Virgil, you win...
$2.50
Front: "Alright, Virgil, you win...Come in and I'll blow you."........Inside: You win! Have a Merry Christmas!

It doesn’t need batteries, Billy
$2.50
Front: It doesn’t need batteries, Billy. It’s a real puppy……..Inside: Hope you get a real charge out of Christmas.

Frosty
$2.50
Inside: Thumpety-Thump-Thump, Thumpety-Thump-Thump, look at Frosty go… Happy Holidays

Good News! Santa says you’re on his gift list.
$2.50
Front: Good News! Santa says you’re on his gift list........... Inside: Or maybe he said SHIT LIST…It wasn’t a very good connection. Happy Holidays

The first snowball ever
$2.50
Front: The first snowball ever........ Inside: have a ball this holiday season

Where do you want to hang the mistletoe?
$2.50
Front: Where do you want to hang the mistletoe? How about around your waist!........ Inside: Hope this Christmas blows all the others away. Merry Christmas!
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It’s one of the great mysteries of the holiday season…
$2.50
Front: It’s one of the great mysteries of the holiday season......... Inside: …how a chubby guy like Santa can cram himself down a narrow little chimney, yet I can’t squeeze my butt into last year’s pants. Happy Holidays

Hey kids, who wants a fudgesicle?!
$2.75
Front: Hey kids, who wants a fudgesicle?!.......... Inside: holy crap, it’s Christmas!

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REALLY Desperate Housewife
$2.75
Front: REALLY Desperate Housewife.......... Inside: Here comes Santa Claus, Here comes Santa Claus, Right down Santa Claus Lane…

Christmas at the Corleone’s
$2.50
Front: Christmas at the Corleone’s.......... Inside: Happy Holidays from our family to yours.

Santa's Little Helpers (viagra)
$2.95
Front: Santa's Little Helpers........Inside: Season's Greetings.

Tith the Theathon
$2.75
Inside: Tith the Theathon
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Santa’s coming! Santa’s coming!
$2.25
Front: Oh, yes…Ohhh, yes!! Santa’s coming! Santa’s coming!……Inside: Hope your holidays are orgasmic!

That rum cake you sent your father- big mistake
$2.50
Front: That rum cake you sent your father- big mistake.......Inside: Let it all hang out this Christmas.

Tony Snowmano
$2.75
Front: Tony Snowmano.......... Inside: Merry #/@*@* Christmas!

Nothing goes through a cat like a shiny piece of tinsel!
$2.50
Front: Nothing goes through a cat like a shiny piece of tinsel!.......... Inside: May all your Christmases be bright!

If you need blue balls
$2.95
Front: No, I haven’t seen the red ones. But if you need any blue balls, I’ve got a couple for you……….Inside: Have a ball this Christmas.
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Hey. What happened to Frosty?
$2.50
Front: Hey. What happened to Frosty?……Inside: Warm Wishes from your pals at the North Pole.

Lighter Fluid
$2.50
Inside: Warm Wishes from your fun loving pals!

Frosty the Repairman
$2.50
Front: Frosty the Repairman……..Inside: May your holiday be all it’s cracked up to be.

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