Greeting Cards & Gift Bags

Santa and KY
$2.95
Inside: Glide through the holidays!

Somebody is going to pay for this indignity!
$2.75
Front: Somebody is going to pay for this indignity! There are going to be little brown presents under the tree tonight!.......... Inside: May your Christmas be full of surprises(but only the good kind)

Pick the middle one
$2.95
Front: Pick the middle one, pick the middle one........Inside: Have a blast this Christmas.

Alright, Virgil, you win...
$2.95
Front: "Alright, Virgil, you win...Come in and I'll blow you."........Inside: You win! Have a Merry Christmas!

It doesn't need batteries, Billy
$2.50
Front: It doesn't need batteries, Billy. It's a real puppy"..Inside: Hope you get a real charge out of Christmas.

The first snowball ever
$2.75
Front: The first snowball ever........ Inside: have a ball this holiday season

It's one of the great mysteries of the holiday season
$2.50
Front: It's one of the great mysteries of the holiday season......... Inside: how a chubby guy like Santa can cram himself down a narrow little chimney, yet I can't squeeze my butt into last year's pants. Happy Holidays

Hey kids, who wants a fudgesicle?!
$2.75
Front: Hey kids, who wants a fudgesicle?!.......... Inside: holy crap, it’s Christmas!

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REALLY Desperate Housewife
$2.99
Front: REALLY Desperate Housewife.......... Inside: Here comes Santa Claus, Here comes Santa Claus, Right down Santa Claus Lane…

Christmas at the Corleone's
$2.50
Front: Christmas at the Corleone's.......... Inside: Happy Holidays from our family to yours.

Santa's Little Helpers (viagra)
$2.95
Front: Santa's Little Helpers........Inside: Season's Greetings.

Tith the Theathon
$2.99
Inside: Tith the Theathon
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Nothing goes through a cat like a shiny piece of tinsel!
$2.99
Front: Nothing goes through a cat like a shiny piece of tinsel!.......... Inside: May all your Christmases be bright!

If you need blue balls
$2.95
Front: No, I haven’t seen the red ones. But if you need any blue balls, I’ve got a couple for you……….Inside: Have a ball this Christmas.
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Hey. What happened to Frosty?
$2.50
Front: Hey. What happened to Frosty?……Inside: Warm Wishes from your pals at the North Pole.

Huge Crack
$2.25
Front: Whoa. There’s a huge crack down here…Tell me about it………Inside: Bare-ing best wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Cost of buying this Christmas card
$2.99
Front: Cost of buying this Christmas card: $2.99......... Inside: The look on your face when you realize it’s also your gift: priceless

Merry Christmas You Big Homo!
$2.95
Front: Merry Christmas You Big Homo!........Inside: i calls 'em like i sees 'em! Season's Greetings

Nut Cracker
$2.95
Inside: Hope your season doesn’t bite.

Happy Fucking Birthday Gift Wrap
$3.99
Wrap that special birthday present with this eye-catching and fun gift-wrap.