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Greeting Cards & Gift Bags

christmas_cards_crack Huge Crack
$2.25
Front: Whoa. There’s a huge crack down here…Tell me about it………Inside: Bare-ing best wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
christmas_cards_cost Cost of buying this Christmas card
$2.75
Front: Cost of buying this Christmas card: $2.75......... Inside: The look on your face when you realize it’s also your gift: priceless
christmas_cards_elf Missing Elf
$2.50
Inside: Merry Christmas
holiday_cards_bad Oh, I’m getting’ nuttin’ for Christmas!
$2.50
Front: Oh, I’m getting’ nuttin’ for Christmas! Santa says I’ve been bad!......... Inside: Asshole.
christmas_cards_big_homo Merry Christmas You Big Homo!
$2.95
Front: Merry Christmas You Big Homo!........Inside: i calls 'em like i sees 'em! Season's Greetings
christmas_cards_joy Joy
$2.50
Inside: Joy
christmas_cards_nut_cracker Nut Cracker
$2.50
Inside: Hope your season doesn’t bite.
birthday_gift_wrap Happy Fucking Birthday Gift Wrap
$2.99
Wrap that special birthday present with this eye-catching and fun gift-wrap.

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