Edible Novelties

Novelty :: Edibles

Candy Bra
$9.99
Love those candy necklaces you used to get as a kid? Try this updated adult version-the Candy Bra!!! The same colorful pastel candies, formed into a woman’s bra. One size fits most. A customer and staff favorite!

Candy Nipple Tassels
$5.99
Surprise your lover with these “tasty and titillating” candy nipple tassels. Peel off the adhesive backing, stick them on and you are ready to go.

Candy G-String
$9.99
Love those candy necklaces you used to get as a kid? Try this adult version-the Candy G-String panty! The same colorful pastel candies, formed into a woman's G-string. One size fits most. A customer and staff favorite!!
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Candy Posing Pouch
$9.99
Love those candy necklaces you used to get as a kid? Try this updated adult version-the Candy Posing Pouch for him!!! One size fits most.

Candy Whip
$6.99
“Whip up an appetite” with this fun whip made entirely of candy. 4-inch long handle and 10-inch long tendrils.

Penis Pasta
$6.99
Incredibly popular, this pasta is sure to make your next meal or party one to remember. Delicious Big Balls with Steamy Sauce and Pasta recipe included (250g / 8.8oz)

MacAweenie and Cheese
$5.99
Does your family love macaroni and cheese? Make them laugh with our "weenie" shaped pasta and cheese..."the only noodle with a hard-on!"

Pasta Boobs
$6.99
Boobie-shaped pasta....great for summer BBQ's, Birthday dinners or any other occasion. Included recipes for Sweet & Sour Pasta Boobs and Pert Pasta with Creamy herb sauce.

Succulent Hard Willies
$5.99
Saucy penis shaped hard candies in a fancy metal tin. Candies are individually wrapped. Lemon, strawberry and lime flavored. 3.18oz tin.

Succulent Fruity Boobs
$5.99
Saucy boob shaped hard candies in a fancy metal tin. Candies are individually wrapped. Lemon, strawberry and lime flavored. 3.18oz tin.

Penis Gummies
$4.99
Soft, chewy penis-shaped gummies in 3 fruity flavors.

Gummy Boobs
$4.99
Soft, chewy boobie-shaped gummies in 3 fruity flavors.

Peppermint Peckers
$5.99
Extra naughty satisfaction plus fresh breath confidence. Approximately 25 penis-shaped 1" mints with smiley faces.

Peppermint Nipples
$5.99
These pert nipples are fresh and frisky. About 44 breath freshening nipples in a fancy metal tin.

Chocolate Gift Box
$6.99
This completely edible chocolate gift box is filled with chocolate willies. Note: milk or white chocolate gift box will ship.

Penis Candy Bouquet
$4.99
6 colorful penis-shaped candy lollipops, wrapped to look like a bouquet. Great for bachelorette parties, birthdays or for your next girl’s night out-unwrap your bouquet and you’ll have 6 penis lollipops to share.

Boob Candy Bouquet
$4.99
6 colorful boob-shaped candy lollipops, wrapped to look like a bouquet. Great for bachelor parties, birthdays or poker night-unwrap the bouquet and you’ll have 6 lollipops to share.

Penis Candy Necklace
$2.79
Like the candy necklaces you wore as a kid, but with 51 penis-shaped candies on the stretchy cord, in fun fruit flavors. Great for bachelorette parties or going out on the town!

Super Fun Penis Candy
$4.49
Colorful and fun penis-shaped candy that comes with 5 tart fruit flavors. Enjoy anytime or great for bachelorette parties (100 candy penises/bag)

Willy Pops
$11.99
These 8 mouth-watering candy penis pops have a finger loop for sticky-free fun! 4 Dick-a-Licious flavors in each box: Penis Pina Colada, Sexual Chocolate, Orgasmic Orange, and Succulent Strawberry.Great for bachelorette parties or a "Girls'-night-out"!

Colore Moi Kissable Body Paint
These body paints use ingredients from fair trade and certified organic farms in Europe, and are the most delicious paints we tried. They taste exactly like the real thing. NO artificial flavoring, coloring or “funny” after taste. The fruits used are freeze dried and crushed into a dense paste. Easily applied with a finger or paintbrush, have fun adorning your lover with suggestive messages or create a culinary masterpiece by mixing some of the flavors such as strawberry topped with chocolate, vanilla topped with banana(banana split), peppermint topped with chocolate. Absolutely delicious, vibrant colors and ohhhh such fun. FREE paint palette and brush with the purchase of 3 or more paints.

• Chocolate -Brown $15.99

• Strawberry -Red $15.99

• Lime -Green $15.99

• Peppermint -Blue $15.99

• Vanilla -White $15.99

• Banana -Yellow $15.99

Kama Sutra Milk Chocolate Body Paint
$10.99
Brush this delicious milk chocolate body paint onto someone you love to love, then enjoy licking off your masterpiece. Includes 2-oz jar of chocolate and body paintbrush.

Chocolate Pens
$9.99
These squeezable pens are filled with yummy body chocolate. Draw pictures or write a romantic or suggestive message on your lover and enjoy licking it clean. Let pens sit in a glass of warm water before writing to make them easier to use and for a fun, warm feeling. (1 chocolate pen and 1 strawberry pen included)

Tom & Sally's Chocolate Body Paint
$9.99
This award-winning, delicious body topping is handmade using Belgian chocolate, and comes with a paintbrush to get creative with...Perfect for any occasion, and tastes great on ice cream, too!! (8.0oz)

Chocoholics Body Frosting Gift Crate
$14.99
This wooden crate holds 5- 1.5oz jars of sinfully good chocolate body frosting and a paintbrush to paint your lover with. Currently single or hosting a party? Use your body frosting on ice cream, or dip your favorite fruit in it-yummy! 5 flavors include- Red Raspberry, Midnight Mocha, Wild Cherry, Espresso Dream and Original Sin.

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