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Inflatable Wife
$12.99
Totally silent, spends no money, totally faithful and floats! 3 feet tall and instruction manual included.

John The Inflatable Doll
$21.99
Looking for the perfect man? John won't snore in bed, and never talks back! This life sized doll isn't anatomically correct, but he is still the perfect date. An additional shipping charge of $1.00 is applied to this item.

Judy The Inflatable Doll
$21.99
Great for bachelor parties, pool side or dorm room accessory. This blond bombshell is anatomically INcorrect(no holes) and approximately 5-feet tall. An additional shipping charge of $1.00 is applied to this item.

Inflatable Perfect Date
$20.99
A 3 foot tall inflatable female doll with a cup holder on the top of her head to hold your beer; an accommodating mouth with no teeth that doesn't speak a word; perfect cone-shaped breasts that never droop; hands with no fingers that can't spend your money; no female genitals that require all that foreplay, and weighted feet to keep her upright...is it any wonder she's the "perfect date" ? An additional shipping charge of $1.00 is applied to this item.

Captain Pecker The Party Wrecker
$21.99
This 6 foot inflatable party penis is a must for any party! With his weighted base, he can take any abuse and still gets back up. An additonal shipping charge of $1.00 is applied to this item.

Sergeant Pecker
$12.99
A small version of Captain Pecker...this one is only 3 feet tall, but just as much fun!...who says size matters?! An additional shipping charge of $1.00 is applied to this product.

Naughty Balloons
These naughty balloons are the perfect decoration for any Bachelorette, Bachelor or Over The Hill Birthday party. Choose from 6 bouncy boobs or 8 firm penises.

• Naughty Balloons Boobie Shaped $3.99

• Naughty Balloons Penis Shaped $3.99

Mr. Happy Penis Balloon Kit
$3.99
Eveything you need to create a 2 foot long pink penis balloon--one long 24" balloon, two 7" round "ball" balloons, and a bunch of stickers to create a funny face. Great for Bachelorette parties- give each lady a balloon to decorate, and have the Bachelorette take the funniest one out on the town!

Luvin' Lamb Inflatable Party Sheep
$14.99
Finish them chores, put the youngin's to bed, turn the lights down low and behave like you're inbred…comes with a free trial size of Spanish Fly.

Penis Candy Bouquet
$4.99
6 colorful penis-shaped candy lollipops, wrapped to look like a bouquet. Great for bachelorette parties, birthdays or for your next girl’s night out-unwrap your bouquet and you’ll have 6 penis lollipops to share.

Boob Candy Bouquet
$4.99
6 colorful boob-shaped candy lollipops, wrapped to look like a bouquet. Great for bachelor parties, birthdays or poker night-unwrap the bouquet and you’ll have 6 lollipops to share.

X-Rated Candy
$3.99
have fun sharing this colorful, tart candy with x-rated sayings

X-Rated Fortune Cookies
$4.99
Mr. Chews Famous X-Rated Fortune Cookies are a great way to break the rice! Real fortune cookies with X-rated fortunes inside. 6 cookies per take-out container.

Willy Pops
$11.99
These 8 mouth-watering candy penis pops have a finger loop for sticky-free fun! 4 Dick-a-Licious flavors in each box: Penis Pina Colada, Sexual Chocolate, Orgasmic Orange, and Succulent Strawberry.Great for bachelorette parties or a "Girls'-night-out"!

Penis Sucker
Great for any occasion. Penis-shaped candy lollipops.

• Penis Sucker Cheeky Cherry $1.99

• Penis Sucker Sexy Strawberry $1.99

• Penis Sucker Wet Watermelon $1.99

Booby Lollipop
Great for any occasion. Booby-shaped candy lollipops.

• Booby Lollipop Cheeky Cherry $1.99

• Booby Lollipop Sexy Strawberry $1.99

• Booby Lollipop Watermelon $1.99

Growin' Dick
$8.99
Grow yer own "Hairy Prairie"…just add water. Makes a great gift!

Grow Your Own Willie
$2.99
This cute Willie grows up to 600% bigger when you put him in water and shrinks back when he dries out. Makes a great party favor! Also include in invitations, greeting cards or gift bags.

Bottoms Up Golf Tees
$3.99
These naughty little tees are a sure way to keep your head down.

Sexy Golf Tease
$2.99
Need to liven up your game? 5 pack

Pecker Inspector Badge
$4.99
Pin this metal badge on and let people know you’re an “official” Pecker Inspector for the “Dept. of Erections.”

Boob Inspector Badge
$4.99
This metal badge warns people that you’re and “official” Boob Inspector for the “Dept. of Titillations.”

Pastease Nipple Covers
Wear these fun nipple covers with revealing tops, use for some flashing fun or sexy striptease, or create fun tan lines. These covers are waterproof, self-adhesive and skin-safe. 1 set per package

• Daisy $7.99

• Glitter Stars $8.99

• Camo Stars $7.99

X-Rated Tattoos
$2.99
12 waterproof x-rated tattoos for her or him. Non-toxic and easy to remove with rubbing alcohol or cold cream.

Penis Earrings
What every well-dressed bachlorette needs on her last night out! Clip-on 1" penises.

• Penis Earrings Glow In The Dark $3.99

• Penis Earrings Flesh Color $2.99

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